Saturday, July 3, 2010

I Lament the Coming of 3D

Let me just say that Toy Story 3 is awesome, much cooler than Amtrak, which doesn't run sufficient numbers of trains over the July 4 weekend for me to get down to Virginia. I saw Toy Story 3 a little while back and I was very pleased, movie magic and all that. It provided a nice bit of closure to a trilogy that was good through and through, and had some of the best laughs of the series. An instant classic, yada yada.

I had to see it in 3D, however, which annoyed me right off the bat, since 3D tickets are more expensive, and movie tickets in general are too expensive, since you can't know going in if the movie is even going to be worth watching. There are hints, of course. If it is directed by M. Night whatshisface or stars Gerard Butler, you are probably better off saving your money. But that was not the case, and the movie turned out to be worth the price of admission, or at least what the price of admission would have been if it weren't in 3D and the theater didn't change management to some jerks who don't give student discounts when they think they can get more money out of you (any time they are playing anything you would want to see).

But my main quibble is that 3D doesn't work for me, at least not very well, and a lot of the time, just makes it look like things on screen are surrounded by halos of light or that there are two of them. When it does work, it doesn't really add anything to the movie as such, besides sometimes a headache. So, long story short, I wish 3D would die, but it probably won't because people have always appreciated flashy crap more than a good story, and we all know which of those thing Hollywood is better at churning out, anyway.

In closing, a joke from one of my roommates:

What's the difference between a teabag and England?

A teabag stays in the cup longer. Ha ha, take that, English people.