Can You Guess Who?

Can you guess who I saw tonight? The answer is Salman Rushdie. This wasn't like that episode where Kramer thought he saw Rushdie but it was just some dude named Salbas. He came here to talk about writing and novels and crap. He was kind of hilarious and almost made me want to read one of his books. Too bad I'm busy doing a bunch of math. But it's alright.