道案内

Kids learn how to give directions starting in third grade, at least when I am teaching. It's funny because between second and third grade, there is some kind of magical change in their brains that lets them understand the difference between right and left. If you try to teach younger kids how to do it, they won't get it because they can't even do it in Japanese. I wonder what's up with that.

僕：じゃ，今日どうしようかな？
先生：えっ、分からん！　悪いけど、任せるといいなとおもったんだ。
俺：ああ、大丈夫。道案内やったことある？
教師：ないね。
私：まあ、そうやってええがね？
講師：はい、御願いします！ずーずー弁も上手だね！
わし：いや、そんなことない。まんだチョンボシしかできんガヤ。
先生：わけしなにおじいさんやにはなすな。
おら：いつも習っちょうね、横田で。
講師：そげ、そげ。一人でいい？　けわしけん。
僕：ええ、もちろん。じゃ、えくぞ！

This ridiculous conversation is fictional but approximated with extra Izumo dialect added. I'll be amazed if people can understand it.