Coldplay

Who buys this crap? I just watched them appear on The Daily Show. Do people not eat protein in the UK or something? Why are anemic British bands so popular? Are people using this crap to replace white noise machines? Seriously the most boring music ever, excepting possibly some bleep bleep bloop nonsense from Radiohead. Also, they were wearing some kind of ridiculous jackets with strips of color on the sleeves, and of course hats despite being inside. It was hilarious when their first song got to its solo section, at which point they "picked it up" from using a keyboard as a metronome to playing the same two notes over and over again on a guitar and getting really into it despite it being maybe the dullest instrumental section created by man since the time his only instrument was hitting a log with a rock. Good Lord, they are terrible.